It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.
whoever made these is a god
that would be frenums
Making this happen again.
Looool literally me
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat